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Jul 25, 2014 / 2 notes
Jul 25, 2014 / 2 notes

Anonymous said: 0 soi how tall are you? from your picture you look pretty tall but i suspect you're actually a midget in person who fools others by using stilts

phil is that you again? im 5’8” so thats pretty tall…i think

Jul 25, 2014

Anonymous said: If I messaged you on Facebook it would give it away, you don't have to reply or publish this haha. I think if you wanted to talk - before all this then we would have spoken by now so best to leave it I think haha. Take it as a compliment , and not something too weird. I never said I had a thing for you or anything - just some bizzare dream issues. Im never gonna admit this was me, ever. It would be cool to chat to you, but without this causing it. Cos it's fucking weird haha.

ok, its bugging me that i dont know who you are but fair enough, i
i will take it in a nice way, though for all i know your having nightmares about me you never said they were nice dreams! :P 

f you see me around you should defo say hi and try making slightly more normal conversation when you see me around then :) x

Jul 25, 2014 / 330,359 notes

aviculor:

savvymavvy:

legitknits:

mcguirkthejerk:

kristinethequeen:

jimmysnowvakk:

This is what pisses me off about Tumblr. You all say you’re so accepting and you don’t want to offend anyone, but then thousands of people reblog something like this because Christians aren’t the minority. You wouldn’t want to offend a Muslim, and if this were offensive to them or another minority, there’d be so many comments about it. But everyone is completely fine with offending a non minority. “You’re not oppressed, you can’t talk!” You know what? I’m a Christian and this offends me and my faith, but nobody’s going to care about that because I’m not oppressed. Tumblr is hypocritical and that needs to stop.

Amen to the comment

Oh my precious lambs:

Examine why you are being offended. Because this is literally how a sunset works. There is not room for debate on this question. There is less room for debate on this than there is on just about any other thing. We are not reblogging because Christians aren’t the minority, dear ones. We are reblogging because after the debate a few days ago, creationists were given the opportunity to pose a question for non-creationists. One of these questions was:

"How can you explain a sunset if their is no god?" (sp.)

Questions, we assume, are posed so that someone might answer them. And yes, there is an answer of how exactly one can explain a sunset given the absence of a divine force. Now, you can certainly posit that God is the creator of all things and so all things came from him including the sun and light refraction and anthrax and kittens and famine and all that jazz.

But you don’t get to deny that THIS IS HOW A SUNSET WORKS, and of the necessary elements of this equation (Sun + Atmosphere + Angle = Sunset), God is not one of them. That’s because everything else is an observable phenomenon, and God is not. You can explain a sunset without God. You can go ahead and believe that God’s part of it all. That’s cool. Lots of people believe stuff like that, and I encourage you to delve into the ways that people make science and their faith jive. But if you are offended by being shown the basic scientific principals behind a sunset, you must be offended by damn near everything. And that seems exhausting. 

In short:

People getting butthurt over science, fucking love it.

"Stop teaching science, it offends me" 

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Jul 25, 2014 / 11,564 notes
Jul 25, 2014 / 413,898 notes

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

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Jul 25, 2014 / 5,727 notes

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Jul 25, 2014 / 197 notes

Ask me anything :)

analytical-mayhem:

0: Height
1: Virgin?
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What your last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything

Jul 25, 2014

Anonymous said: you have a fantastic butt, I woudl paint it like a french lady, or paint a french lady onto it its so artable

phil? thanks! :P

Jul 25, 2014

Anonymous said: It's way too public here , everyone gets to see both sides of the convo, maybe I don't stare - I can be a ridiculously friendly drunk so I just smile and wave at a lot of people #JagerProblems haha. But no seriously it's taken about a year to even message you so I'd rather not air everything publicly :)

erm ok i  get that! , if you werent anonymous i could reply privately or fb ( do i have you on there? if not feel free to add/message me) :) which friends do we share? x

Jul 25, 2014

Anonymous said: Surely you must have an idea, you must get stared at a lot if it's not obvious haha. Well if you ever figure it out I'm really really not hard to find, without warehouse even coming into it... Until then I'm gonna stop this now cos it's way above and beyond any mental thing I've ever done before, so have a nice life etc :p I'll give you a smile , as per , next time I see you in there. Cya :))

i cant remember being stared at right now maybe next time it’ll jog my memory!

you could just tell me who you are that’d be cool! :P 
x

Jul 25, 2014

Anonymous said: Yeah a few. I may do , I don't know haha, if I do I deffo wouldn't be admitting who I was I would just be randomly saying hi like anyone else anyway. I feel sorry for the next random guy that approaches you there for you to assume it's him when it's not :) 👍

you should it’ll be fine! 
yeah im gunna be paranoid of people looking at me for too long now :P x

Jul 25, 2014 / 214,613 notes

darthxinvader:

xsqueeb:

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

Yeah but right now you’re kinda unhealthy and should reconsider your eating and exercise habits

You can be overweight and healthy. People are built in all sorts of ways

Jul 25, 2014

Anonymous said: Yeah we have way too many mutual friends for me to come over and say anything like this to you , reputation ruined haha :) it will stop one day , it's not a bad thing anyway haha. But yeah next time you notice me looking over an unnatural amount of times then now you know why haha :)

so we have mutual friends? hmmm, you should definitely say hi next time you see me in warehouse, warehouse= drunkeness so it’ll be fine :) x

Jul 25, 2014 / 1 note

onemoretimeinevitable said: And oh yeah, cool hair. Always spot that every time I'm at the Frog...:)

thanks i love it atm ! it changes alot though, i get bored easily! :P x